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Perfectly Poured Pints on Wheels!
Where the glass is always half full!

You like drinking, sure. But you also like THEATRE! At PPPoW we believe in ENTERTAINMENT above all else! The finest ales, stouts and porters poured perfectly by performers perched upon our patented portable unicycle bar! Do not miss this certifiably CRAZY hospitality event!!!!

— Patrick O'Hallarananananananna

Perfectly Poured Pints on Wheels! - Ridiculous & Absurd Startup Idea