All Dumbass Business Ideas

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Problem solver

Solve problems by worrying about the next

Tell us your problem. We will analyze it across parallel universe and present you outcomes that are far worser than yours. Premium unlocks tomorrow's problems today. We just don't reduce your anxiety, we make it worse and progress you to your next problem - Thank us later.

— TML!

80.0%
10 votes
+6

Dryce

Making ice less wet

Dryce™ dries your ice. Eliminates unwanted wetness for cleaner, drier cubes. Improves handling, storage, and beverage experience. Because wet ice is a solvable problem.

— Anonymous

55.6%
9 votes
+1

Trash Counter

Count your trash!

Attach this $20 Trash Counter gadget to your home bins, and every time you take the garbage out, it automatically adds one to your count. On our sales site, the “top trash producers” climb the leaderboard.

— big head yk

90.9%
11 votes
+9

sneezO

Sneeze and hear a fact

An app that listens to your sneeze and instantly shares a fun fact about sneezing — from its causes to its surprising benefits. And if you’d like to change the default voice of the app, subscribe for just $10.99 per month.

— big head yk

100.0%
6 votes
+6

Peak2Plain

Learn from hard to easy

Do you want to learn a skill but don’t know how? With our app, you can master any skill — from its hardest topics all the way down to the easiest ones. we take you straight to the core and guide you from tough concepts to simple mastery.

— big head yk

57.1%
7 votes
+1

Boxflix

A box that plays your movies

You buy a box that has one microSD slot and connects via HTMI to your TV. Then you can browse our catalog of movies, pick one, and in just a matter of days you'll get a movie in your mailbox! Just put the microSD in and enjoy! Send it back or keep forever for an extra charge!

— typing_turtle

50.0%
14 votes
+0

Express Quarantine Certificates

Got Cash? Free in a Flash!

Quarantine for 7, 5, or even 3 Days NOT ANY MORE! Measles, Covid, Flu - we cover them all with our Express Quarantine Certificates. CDC recommendations for isolation periods are reduced for only $100.00 per day. Certificates Emailed directly to your employer or child's school!

— Crystal Baller

83.3%
6 votes
+4

Perspective Imaging Labs

Optimism on Tap

That pessimistic half-empty glass troubling you? Send us jpg of it. Using our proprietary image-enhancing algorithms, we will alter and return it half-full. 24 hour turnaround for premium members.

— Oriana Hogjowls

75.0%
8 votes
+4

Fast Travel

Traveling in ways you do not realize

A ride sharing service where you become unconscious once your ride begins. You then wake up at your destination and it is as if you fast traveled! From getting hit in the head to low blood sugar, you can now travel to your destination in a matter of perceived seconds!

— Louis

80.0%
15 votes
+9

My No.1 Story

All status should have this mandatory check

You get ONE Instagram/TikTok share per day. Find a better reel? You can only replace the old one. Your friends will miss your other “gems,” but hey, sacrifices must be made to keep the world safe from your spam.

— Anonymous

33.3%
12 votes
-4

Not Tired

Are you tired of paying for expensive tires?

Here is the rub(ber) or not! Eliminate all tires and run on steel rims. All roads are made of inflatable rubber. As a bonus, each car comes with road repair kit! Save millions of dollars on your next car purchase and upkeep!

— Ebemezer Badyear

83.3%
6 votes
+4

Text Purifier

Purify your typos

Have a machine which connects with your phone via USB C and automatically purifies your texts by fixing typos. There are many who do a lot of mistakes even after auto correct.

— Anonymous

66.7%
15 votes
+5

Videoper

Watch videos on paper!

Are you to lazy to click on a video? Well you better come buy our $30/video paper videos. Once you pay you will be asked to turn the video into a link then you can send us the link. Once we receive the link we will print it and send it. Then you will assemble the video yourself!

— W(a)it Less Co.

90.9%
11 votes
+9

Industrial Training Specialists

Learn a new skill from a disgruntled expert

Learn the ins and outs of a skilled trades presented by a crabby bastard that hates their life but is otherwise extremely competent.

— Anonymous

25.0%
12 votes
-6

Quit Porn As a Service

It's won't run out so cut it out!

Tired of masturbating to pornography? Tried all of the blocker apps, but you end up uninstalling them? Hire our services, we DDoS Porn Websites from your IP so you get blocked. You also get placed on a Group Chat with other addicts to find accountability and trade tips.

— TZubiri

41.2%
17 votes
-3

Spam Email Recycling Service

Spam you can enjoy again and again.

Spam emails wasting away in the trash folder? Our service recycles them by sending them back to you or your friend's inboxes, so they can be used again and again.

— Anonymous

81.0%
21 votes
+13

Wholesaling homes

Making a difference in the real estate market

Just a dumb app that can do all that concerns buying and selling of homes and ranches

— Davies

16.7%
12 votes
-8

Multispoon

Veggies in the leftover

The spoon which removes the vegetables in the rice food

— Stovi

47.4%
19 votes
-1

Sell money

I give you 1$ and you gime me 1$

In black friday you can get 75% in all purchaches, so you can get 100$ only paying (25!)$

— Anonymous

75.0%
24 votes
+12

Perfectly Poured Pints on Wheels!

Where the glass is always half full!

You like drinking, sure. But you also like THEATRE! At PPPoW we believe in ENTERTAINMENT above all else! The finest ales, stouts and porters poured perfectly by performers perched upon our patented portable unicycle bar! Do not miss this certifiably CRAZY hospitality event!!!!

— Patrick O'Hallarananananananna

53.3%
15 votes
+1

You-Snooze-You-Lose Alarm Clock

Get up or pay up!

Alarm clock for chronic snooze button users. This alarm clock connects to the internet. Using an app, you configure the clock to automatically donate money to a cause you hate every time you press the snooze button.

— Damon

40.9%
44 votes
-8

Fiend Friend

Dont risk your life for DRUGS, grab a fiend!

Want to blast off on DMT? Do ayahuasca with a shaman? Maybe a taste of the cartel classics on a plate for you to get high on? Well, wonder no more! Just subscribe to Fiend Friend. Your best source for how a drug makes you feel, messes with your brain and chance% to ruin your life

— Twitchy

33.3%
18 votes
-6

Day Perceptor

The day before tomorrow is the day after yesterday

Yesterday, did you ever struggle to know when tomorrow is? The Day Perceptor has AI TSM integration (time sequence model) that tell you when a day is, based on any day. Bingo! Now you know that during yesterday, tomorrow was considered the day after tomorrow.

— ice

85.7%
21 votes
+15

httpMath

Get math done from anywhere

We provide a Math API that performs math using Representational State Transfer over Hyper Text Transfer Protocol. Endpoint [POST] /v1/calculate Sample Payload { "x": 34, "y": 56, "z": 3, "formula": "(x + y) / z" } We don't have a free plan. Contact us for pricing.

— Anonymous

57.1%
28 votes
+4

UpToDate App Services

Update now coz your phone deserves a better life

Free Plan: We politely nag you once a month to make sure your phone isn’t running software from the Stone Age. $10/Month Plan: We actually show up at your house, update up to 3 of your devices, and let you watch the magic happen—no judgment… mostly. $100/Month Plan: Twice a mon

— Anonymous

56.5%
23 votes
+3

240W Stripper Pole Dynamo

Save the planet with erotic dance

Tracks your planet saving energy production while you pole dance. USB-C PD up to 20V @ 240W. Sell your joules, make that bank! "My E-Girl charged my phone with her curves!"

— Anonymous

56.7%
30 votes
+4

Hardware Product Freshness Checker

Getting to the nuts and bolts of hardware supply

We will come to your hardware store to check the compliance with "best if used by dates" on hardware essentials like nuts, bolts, screws, and nails. Of course, we will also check the dates on shovels, brooms, and mops, not to mention buckets and trash cans. No box is too big!

— Bill Cleveland

72.4%
29 votes
+13

Microwave Cloud Storage

Upload your files… literally.

A revolutionary “cloud” storage service where users upload data by microwaving USB sticks, believing the radiation sends their files into the atmosphere. Premium plan includes a fireproof microwave and guaranteed data loss for maximum security.

— jim

81.5%
27 votes
+17

Gaslightr

Why be truthful when you can be a Gaslightr?

Gaslightr is an app to provide AI-generated plausible backstories for your dating profiles: education history, family, hobbies, "philanthropy", and even favorite foods and music. Guaranteed* to land you 5x more hookups.

— Pamela Poovy

42.9%
28 votes
-4

Deletes your screenshots

Save space but dont upgrade to higher space

An app that shows you 10 oldest screenshots, at random times. so instead of doom scrolling, you can clear the GBs in your photos app bit by bit. Its 9$per month- and AI is induced to select similar screeenshots that you deleted earlier and also time the notification.

— ScreenShoot

43.3%
30 votes
-4

Integers-as-a-Service (Numberly.ai)

Get access to whole numbers over the internet!

A blazingly fast API service for integers. Intelligently keyed with matching IDs; eg calling /api/integers/7 will return {“result”: 7} in seconds! Hobbyist plans start for $5/month, while per-seat enterprises licences can unlock higher usage and access to integers over 2.1B!

— tkcranny

83.3%
36 votes
+24

Mouse Roulette

Spinny 4 minnie

Mice have pioneered disease free life extension. But what is life? Life is a rollercoaster. Mice should be tested for longevity against nausea. If they’re going for the long life record, they’re going for the rollercoaster record. Let’s see what makes mice better at it.

— Coolcat

60.0%
15 votes
+3

LonelyMans

It's OF but we're honest about our cash cows

Support your favorite content creator and get access to their (s)exclusive content! Unlike that other platform we will never even consider banning NSFW content ever, promise. Moreover, we are very upfront about who the money comes from which makes us ethical.

— Hugh H.

54.2%
24 votes
+2

Pre-built LEGOs

We build, you play

Ever want to play with LEGOs but don’t want to sit there and actually build them? We got you fam.

— Aaron S.

61.0%
41 votes
+9

Underwater Escape Room

It’s a gas!

It’s an escape room, but underwater. You have a scuba tank on and have to escape before your gas runs out. Don’t worry, it’ll be safe or some shit

— Aaron S.

58.8%
34 votes
+6

Heroglyph

Expression Redefined

It's a messaging app where you can only use emoji. That goes for everything, including usernames and passwords. Premium users get BIGGER emoji. Texts from non-premium users are sold for ads.

— Sequoia What's Your Offer?

67.5%
40 votes
+14

Blue salt

Salt that is temporarily blue

The salt is temporarily blue so that people with low vision can tell how much salt they've put on their dish.

— I actually thought this was a genius idea at 16

14.0%
43 votes
-31

Windows AI Edition

Never type, never click, self driving OS.

Windows AI takes personal data from your emails, previously collected telemetry, web search history and more to create an AI agent that will liberate you from ever using a computer again! It responds to emails in seconds! Argues with strangers on your behalf. Touch grass today!

— Anonymous

71.7%
53 votes
+23

Magic Numbers

Make Money With Mind Reading

Go up to anyone. Ask them to guess what you are thinking. No matter what they say, go HOLY SHIT HOW DID YOU KNOW. Build a business around them being psychic and become their manager. Profit.

— Mikal

83.3%
36 votes
+24

Dropshipping Lasagna

Like Uber Eats, but just for lasagna.

Garfield's wet dream: Lasagna delivered to your front door at any time of the day. Choose your toppings, number of layered, hot or frozen. The choice is yours!

— Anonymous

45.8%
48 votes
-4

Illness of the Month Club

Need PTO? How about a real excuse!

We provide you with the perfect excuse to take time off by exposing you to a selection of verified, minor illnesses. From the Common Cold, to everyone's favorite Norovirus, to the classic Flu! Our certified Ill providers will guarantee exposure or your money back!

— Anonymous

53.3%
45 votes
+3

PerfectGPT

Always Correct

An AI that comes with a Service Level Agreement (SLA) that guarantees correctness. It is actually just ChatGPT, but uses the extra money it gathers to buy insurance to payout the subsequent claims.

— William Kentler

55.2%
29 votes
+3

Peace of Mind, LLC

Peace of mind through safety and security

Hire someone to come to your house every day that you are at work or otherwise out and check that your oven is off and that your doors and windows are locked. Not liable for damages related to the employee forgetting to re-lock door on their way out.

— Anonymous

54.2%
48 votes
+4

Just not in time!

Spice up your day with kind of knowing the time

An electronic wristwatch that shows correct time a couple of times a day. You just have to guess when. Apart from that - its not your fault if you are late.

— Anonymous

77.8%
36 votes
+20

Vibrating Purity Rings

Let's end to teen pregnancy

Abstinence? More like BLASTinence! These rings are seriously high-powered, with enough juice to knock the devil loose.

— Slick Nick

33.3%
30 votes
-10

Brad

A brainrot text editor

Ever get bored vibe-coding slop? Brad is an innovative IDE (fork of VS code) that lets you gamble, watch tik tok, and view generative adult content while you wait for your AI-slop to finish.

— Anonymous

58.7%
46 votes
+8

Handmade beeswax passenger automobile

Eco-friendly transportation no one can afford

Made from Kiawe honeycomb found only on a few hectares of the world, it is painstakingly carved by hand by a team of 75 expert artisans for a production volume of 1 vehicle every 30 years. 3 day warranty in latitude 58 and 62 N only. Max payload 50 kg. Preorder now for 1e6 USD.

— Anonymous

82.6%
23 votes
+15

Utility Bill Concierge

Stop Overpaying for utility bills

We review the utility bills (Gas, Electric, Water, Trash) for your business and find ways to save you money by (contract adjustments, changes to your usage patterns, or energy saving additions to your business).

— Anonymous

5.8%
52 votes
-46

SeeWatUrMissing

See if your parents were right

Digital clock that displays how much money you'd have extra by now if you really had decided to become a dentist like your parents suggested.

— Anonymous

35.6%
59 votes
-17

The Unreliable Electronic Friend

We say it's good, so it is!

A web genie that responds to all queries with well-written advice that is reliable... sometimes. Enjoy the fast lane to the future as you receive confident responses to your most pressing and personal issues that are sometimes kind of right!

— Aam Saltman, CEO

60.0%
30 votes
+6