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Microwave Cloud Storage
Upload your files… literally.

A revolutionary “cloud” storage service where users upload data by microwaving USB sticks, believing the radiation sends their files into the atmosphere. Premium plan includes a fireproof microwave and guaranteed data loss for maximum security.

— jim

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